Jacob

1. An extremely big dick. 2. Being very nice but if you mess with them they will kick your ass. 3. If your name is Jacob you have a big penis and big balls. 4. You will never be gay but have all the lady’s.
Woah” “ I want to have sex with that sexy beast” Jacob- means you are a goat.
by ImTyrone June 10, 2020
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This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.
Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again
by Itsjustme7 January 26, 2025
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Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.
Jacob you’re so smart.
by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023
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Jacob walks like a fuckboy
by Bobbihdivk May 25, 2022
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Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.
Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?
by ollie10 February 16, 2022
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Jacob usually dates a girl named hannah and he is also ugly and has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually a hoe and is blond headed lol he usually breaks up with his girl in 2 weeks and he is a poor basterd with no father and they are divorced.
Wow that's jacob, dating a Hannah so predictable...
by Nevaeh rose April 02, 2018
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Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.
Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??

Jacob: I don't believe you
by Itz_Lily February 12, 2019
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