jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.

friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back

by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020

Jacob

Absolute sex-god

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock

by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019

A jacob

To pull a cringe joke is to pull a jacob

Jacob: "that's Squarer than my square body hehehuhuhehe." Other person: you just pulled a jacob"

by You just pulled a jacob July 11, 2025

jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)

random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!

by tracobnut February 7, 2017

jacob mouillesseaux

he is always a silly goose

jacob mouillesseaux the fat old mouillesseaux man

by somebody not the silly goose December 10, 2021

Jacob Brady

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.

He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.

Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?

Person 2: yea he’s bricked.

by Fatdonkey42 April 8, 2024

Jacob

A depressed child. Even though he is ya know ^, he is really sweet and amazing. He makes people laugh and makes them happy. He is the best thing that could happen to anyone. He is also very cute even though he’s short. He doesn’t like to admit it but he is very shy.

Jacob: *cries*

by you will never find outttt April 10, 2020