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Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.
Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022
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Internet Drama

Something that happens when a popular person does something bad and people are gossiping about it then that person gets cancelled or something. It happens on lots of fandoms like the OSC, fnf, twitter, roblox, youtube, etc.
Random Person: hey did you know the insert person here drama?
Another Random Person: yeah i think they should be cancelled...
Random person: ok
Another another random person: i hate internet drama
the two of them: same...
by Ilostfaithinhumanity October 9, 2022
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Internetted

The act of searching for something on the Internet.
I internetted it to find the answer.
by korabou October 10, 2016
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Internet points

Cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and NFTs which have no intrinsic value
As used on Garys Economics (YouTube channel by Gary Stevenson)
Crypto = Internet Points? Why it WON'T make you rich
by Grammaton cleric April 10, 2025
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Chumming the internet

Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.
by JoRokHed April 16, 2013
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Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.
Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.
by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024
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Internet trolls

I mean, am I not allowed to exist? I don't see you in a hurry to do anything about my REAL LIFE TROLLS, are ya? Do ya... Do ya think that isn't a more pervasive problem than the thing in which you have to choose to participate? Really, you guys are so full of yourselves.

Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."

A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"

Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."
A retard "But they almost hindered my ability to run my bitch mouth guys! We gotta get somebody to stop these internet trolls to stop running their bitch mouths!"

Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"

A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"

Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."

A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."

Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2023
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