Soup me

A Child friendly way of saying “Fucking end me”

Just soup me bruh

by Mark Simp May 19, 2021

Fell for the soup

To naively walk into a setup or situation that's embarrassing or ends badly, especially when trying to be helpful, kind, or unsuspectingly cooperative. Usually implies that the person should have known better, but got blindsided anyway. Often due to being too nice, too trusting, or just not thinking it through.

“She swore her ex was ‘just a friend.’ Fell for the soup hard.”

“Manager asked if I could ‘just stay 10 minutes late.’ Two hours later… yeah, I fell for the soup.”

“He promised he just needed a ride across town. Ended up dragging me to three different stops. Fell for the soup.”

by poisondaggers September 26, 2025

soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...

Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist

by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020

beat oth soup

Soup whose top out of three or five or however many ingredients is male ejaculate, sperm, semen.

... !!!°÷°!!! ...how does wENdyL know when it's dog beat oth soup?{?{?}}... ...when it's k.E.w.L.... ... ... ... !!!=_=!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder October 6, 2025

soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022

breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

by trainfan February 16, 2025

National soup day

On 06/02/2023 (day/month/year), we celabrate national soup day, in witch we have to eat anything that is legaly considerd as soup

Person a:"OMG, its National soup day! I cant wait to eat some soup

Person b:"im going to drink coffe."

Person a:"Coffe isnt soup!"

by Patypatty August 8, 2023