Weed

The thing that you inhail

"SLURP" I love weed

by Fortnight kid September 28, 2022

jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

weed

what I live off of

NO MOM THE WEED GUY IS IN OUR WAL- AHHHH!!!

by Potato at your house April 26, 2022

Weed Willy

When a man can’t stay hard due to being to stoned.

“Dude he was gonna fuck my ass but he had weed willy”

by Brucefromapple December 12, 2022

weed connaisseur

refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.

Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.

by jupiterking October 27, 2020

Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019

virgin weed

A less popular strand of marajuana. Found in many southern states it provides cerebral and energetic effects. Often used for wake and bake.50% sativa 50% indica

“Smoked 2 grams of virgin weed man,shit was doink!!”

by RCtherch123476 July 3, 2018