dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.

When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".

by ReyVenge May 28, 2024

Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

Ham Hocked

Someone getting pounded during sex. Usually full length penetration. This can be used in opposite sex (straight) or same sex (gay men) sexual partners. Also could be referred to a woman pegging a man.

Wow! She/he is really getting ham hocked by that guy.

by Viewpoint10 February 10, 2024

Slamming hams

When two women violently ram their twats together to encourage mutual climax.

“Becky and sally where slamming hams for two hours straight”

by James P Stark October 16, 2025

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

ham and yam

When something super dope just happened or is about to happen.

Similar to "Shake and Bake."

Could also describe banging someone.

Brah: Yo dog, I just got a new Bench PR!

Brah's Brah: Nice! I been makin' some serious gains!

Brah: Ham and yam!

by Britt_ April 5, 2015