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Green Balls

When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.
"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."
by Aprice January 14, 2008
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Green line

The green line is both a metophorical and physical phenomenon. One that no more than, or less than, two can experience at once.

It is a path that is seemingly fruitless, one to be followed out of pure wanderlust and curiosity.
At the end of the path the pair may feel cursed, at first, as seemingly random chaotic events begin to happen. New, and often painful truths begins to expose themselves.

Quickly, though, the duo will realize they have been giving the power of clear sight and eminence ability to shift reality with suggestion.

With the clear sight may come heartache, being that they will no longer be able to ignore truths, no longer will sugar coated words sound sweet, and all lies will become crystal clear.
If they wallow in this, it will be a curse, however if they use it to their advantage and grow a bond over it - it becomes a blessing.
"Things are falling chaotically in place. Green line."
by Entroproxy May 4, 2019
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The Green Parrot

Member of the Seamen of the South
Known for having the fastes jack on the crew
AKA GP
damn look at Green Parrot go! hes already sink like 10 ships
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
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green dobby

A nerdy way of saying some really bad/smelly pussy
Guy1: So did you get to smash her?
Guy2: Yeah...turned out to be a green dobby
by Cabam September 3, 2017
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The Green Lantern

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.
"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern
by jakebeale July 26, 2019
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green-screening

Green-screening occurs when a company pretends to be socially responsible despite obvious and clearly irresponsible practices.

For example, British Petroleum and Exxon Mobile are two of the dirtiest, environmentally destructive companies on the planet. But they air commercials designed to counteract this image.
Exxon Mobile is just green-screening! They aren't exploring alternative energy like they claim!
by El filosofo March 3, 2010
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green mist

the best type of weed ive had
i feel so awesome when i smoke that green mist
by unknownweed January 15, 2012
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