Goat

goat good

"GOATS SHALL TAKE OVER ALL HUMANS"

by short goat September 7, 2022

Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

Goat-skipping

To act or have the qualities of a goat, primarily while climbing, acting out of fear, or out of hostility

Past tense: Goat-skipped

The man was goat-skipping while he was scaling the mountain. The goat-skipping fool was freezing out of fear. While the man was Goat-skipping for his life, he began to act psychotic

by TanukiTsuki July 2, 2023

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Goat

A god-like creature whoch stands over everything and everyone. Especially pigs. It can also be used to describe something/someone that is great.

1. The construction worker was goat at his job

2. Kneel before this goat-like creature

by Goat (real meaning) July 3, 2021

Goat

Something that is defined as “Amazing” on social media platforms.

“Yes, he’s the goat, dude!”

by directionstoitaly May 25, 2023