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Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009
mugGet the Hanson-fuckmug.

résumé fuck

Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.
Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.
by Mike Daly April 11, 2008
mugGet the résumé fuckmug.

Fuck munchies

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)
Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies
by Birdcage June 10, 2008
mugGet the Fuck munchiesmug.

Rat Fucked

To search through said container and only take what one wants taking the good stuff and leaving the leftovers for others.
jeez! This liquor cabinet has been rat fucked to hell. Now there is nothing good left to drink.
by cakdaddy 8==D March 3, 2009
mugGet the Rat Fuckedmug.

properly fucked

What Rick does to Tara when they are together.
Everytime Rick visits Tara he makes sure she is properly fucked.
by ricvol March 7, 2015
mugGet the properly fuckedmug.

fuck-head

Fuck-head is a person who acts like they have very little sense. Someone who acts childish.
She's so drunk, she flashed the entire crowd. What a fuck-head!
by Jesa_gurl January 8, 2006
mugGet the fuck-headmug.

fuck 12

"Fuck 12" means fuck the police (12 narcotics officers) the saying "Fuck 12" is mostly used in Atlanta Georgia and Oakland Ca.
MIGOS -FUCK 12 (12 kicking in tha front door)
by Trap boy 25 March 16, 2014
mugGet the fuck 12mug.

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