The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
Get the Blood monkeymug. Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
by The Complainant May 12, 2024
Get the You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semenmug. Costumer: Tasty! What was that called again?
Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.
Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
Get the Bloodmug. by wiggley_woo October 19, 2025
Get the blood transplantmug. Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"
by fuckhand November 18, 2021
Get the Blood ain't thicker than my daughtermug. by Oktoberfest October 6, 2020
Get the Dictator bloodmug. 
Get the Bloodmug.