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facebook popper

a facebook popper pop online quickly, sees who's online and if he doesn't want to talk to any of his friends he pops offline. Sometimes in less than a second!
Drew-There weren't any hot babes online to talk to so popped online then offline real quick so i didn't have to talk to a bunch of tards.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.
by DefLegit October 19, 2010
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Facebook requestfest

When your either bored, looking for a someone that you know has a facebook or just a loser who has low self esteem about his/her amount of friends and you go looking on your other friends friends list and just request a shit load of people whether random or "why are they not on my list all ready??!!!!!!". It generally rapes your wall and others home pages with "+1 So and so is friends with so and so" as if the whole world need to know that. Also know as a facebook friend request rampage.
Example of Facebook requestfest:

Kid: wtf I only have 8 friends let me have a Facebook requestfest

*Next day* kid: wtf 99 new notification wtf did I do..oh I remember I had a Facebook requestfest!
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"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
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Oh boy my wall has been raped with friend request.
by facebookdude11111119 May 25, 2009
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facebook showoff

when a person (girls most of the time) take pics of something completely useless that they are holding and happen to focus more on their hands than the object itself only to show off their just done nails
"omg, stacy is sucha facebook showoff, she always happens to have new nails everytime she takes pics of completely pointless objects."
by supersoaker609 August 25, 2011
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Facebook Fly

Facebook Fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. Facebook Flies typically do not have a Facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a Facebook Judas. ©
Mom: I heard that you were drinking last night.
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!
by 5ft9andfine October 1, 2010
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facebook snitch

When a facebook friend tells your woman or man something that you already told the world.
Homeboy's Baby Momma: I unfriended you because you were talking shit about me to my man after you saw my post to the world on facebook about my friend who got into a wreck.

Pimp: Yeah I guess I just became a facebook snitch. OMG LOL, that was so last year.

Newyo Rican: Your both a bunch of facebook whores. I get all my facebook 4-1-1 from my wife on the DL, and don't officially have an account myself, but always know the instant something is posted on there like when that Vegas Pimp posted up on his wall. Wu Tang Motherfuckas.
by Vegas P. August 27, 2011
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Facebook Agenda

Promoting a cause or activity by donating your status, posting links, writing on a wall, or otherwise leaving a message on a social network site, like Facebook.
Are you going to vote?

Absolutely. I've donated my status to Rock the Vote and posted links to registration centers. It's totally my Facebook Agenda to get people to the polls.
by geoffreyo December 9, 2008
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Bipolar facebooker

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!
by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011
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