bouncing out a clown

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."

"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Clown Shoes

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

hit the clown

"Hit the Clown" is lingo for make a run to Jack in the

Box

Dude no. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude no. 2: yeah, me too
Dude no. 1: wanna Hit the Clown?
Dude no. 2: yeah, let's go get some tacos

by anonymous December 10, 2023

class clown

A person who will laugh about ANYTHING and when I mean ANYTHING I mean ANYTHING. Tbh, they act just like me. It's a funny/painful experience to keep up with lol.

"Jimmy, stop clown around!", Mrs.

Narcy said. "But I'm the class clown" "I don't care", she said

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Clown-meister

Another name for Donald Trump and his MAGA followers, and/or his political associates

If his mouth is open and running, that dumb clown-meister Trump is usually lying about something.

by Humanitiesguy October 10, 2022

Clown Gangbang

When you have glitter on your face and someone asks you how you got it.

Hey, why have you got glitter on your face? Oh, I was just in a clown gangbang.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks October 20, 2020

Drown the Brown Clown

Taking a shit

Sorry I’m late; I had to go Drown the Brown Clown.

by Deuce22 March 12, 2022