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Chuck Shaw

Chuck Shaw (pronounced Ceee-Shaw, sort of like a Seesaw, and not like Nigk, pronounced like nig, (pause) the "Ck"sound).

Cee-Shaw is your typical Steelers fan- dejected, sad, pitiful, lonely, still holding on to the glory days- you know the type..., Anyways Cee-Shaw mostly is a giggler, chuckler, but sometimes laughs the Muttley Laugh. Cee-Shaw is not related to Ceelo Greene, but is just as gangsta. Cee-Shaw doesn't always use his sick-nasty accounting skills, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Cee-Shaw, when not being a legitimate bad ass will sometimes go by Chuck, Chuggles, or ChuckMcChuckster. When being Chuck, he will walk right past you while your studying and give you the three finger "hey" sign, but he stays silent. Chuck formally had the Guinness Book of World record for the squeakiest shoes in our solar system, but he traded them in for some new sweet kicks. When you hear a squeak that you can't explain, it is probably Chuck getting his squeak on with his old squeaky shoes. Chuck is also from the good old state of TreeHuggerLand, AKA Oregon. When he was seven years old he graduated from college and is now the youngest member of the coolest law school study group on the planet (also a Guinness record). When not being clever, or witty, chuck tries to make urban dictionary definitions that ultimately super lame compared to this one. Oh snap.
How much wood, would a wood Chuck Shaw Chuck, if a Wood Chuck could Chuck wood? Chuck would Chuck, as much wood, as a wood Chuck could chuck would.

Have you been to GranolaLand? Yes it was very Chuck Shaw.

Do you enjoy drinking a tall glass of Chuck Shaw? No.

How do you make a Chuck Shaw Laugh? Shit.
by TheGreatRedJarens October 15, 2013
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chuckalonee

Don't be a chuckalonee. It makes you look stupid.
by breadsticksTMZ February 28, 2014
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Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
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Chucking a Divis

Chucking a Divis is commonly referred to when a gentleman drops a knee within the first 12 months of a relationship.

Chucking a Divis usually occurs on an overseas trip around the New Year period.
AIIIIIIISSSSHHHHAAAA how was the New Year Trip?

Was so good i woke up to Jack "Chucking a Divis"
by 13364469 October 9, 2014
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Chucking a Judy

When girls judge other girls on their outfits
Those two bitches were chucking a Judy about her dress.
by Jay654321 December 3, 2014
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chuckle jizzle

when you laugh so hard you jizz a little bit
That band is so funny it will make you chuckle jizzle.
by green.monk.ey January 4, 2015
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Chuckify

When Chuck makes love to a woman and gives her his all, she is now Chuckified.
After experiencing the skills of Chuck's lovemaking, she knew now that he knows how to Chuckify a woman and fully satisfying her.
by PoppaDaddy January 17, 2015
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