christian mason

a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....

dont be a christian mason.

by twisty p January 12, 2022

christian choi

weirdo ..... who LOVES jina han cuz she is GREAT!

oh look! a "christian choi!"
*GrABS A SHOVEL*
*RUUUUN!*

by *____________________________* June 12, 2014

Christian

Christian isn't any type of girl, she's an angel sent from above. She's very beautiful with her beautiful brown eyes and her beautiful brown hair. All she needs to do is look at you to make you fall in love. No words explain the way she can make you feel. She brightens your day even if its the darkest day for you. She is a very strong woman. Book smart , caring, loving, and a beautiful soul overall. She's perfect in any guys eyes. I love her with my heart and soul and will always be by her side no matter the circumstances.

Marry Christian... I would.

by poooooooooooooooooooopie January 15, 2019

Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.

Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.

by -I$zey January 2, 2022

Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is what is above you are officially a poonce by the government of Australia.

Christian Spirogiannis (poonce) talks to so many children.

by Big lord October 14, 2019

Christian

Christian is a hilarious boy who can light up your day with his smile. He tells the funniest jokes that make you laugh till you cry. He can be super sweet and sometimes a little cheesy, but he cares a lot about people and always is a friend. Even though some people think he's weird, he will always remain the class clown, and a secretly sweet badass.

Girl, where do you get a boyfriend like Christian?

by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024