Bill

The act of sharing an unfortunate situation prior to asking for help.

She told me her dad was in the hospital for surgery and that she had no money, and then proceeded to bill me.

by Jazzy555 May 27, 2021

Bill

When a person has a romantic interest in you, or cares for you, and you make that person give you money and/or gifts in order to prove themselves to you. You have Billed that person. You are engaging in the act of Billing. Sometimes a person that is billing you will tell you of a dilemma or unfortunate situation, and then proceed to ask for a “Favor” or ask for “Help”.

Most people won’t say: “hey, prove to me that you care for me and give me money to solve my problem”. Rather, it is implied when the favor is asked for, and we subconsciously get the message. If you truly like and care for a person, you will feel an urge to comply even though you might know that their story is bogus.

I wouldn’t mind calling my old high school buddy to check on him more often because I truly care. However, I don’t feel like getting billed. I have my own problems!

I think she really likes me a lot. I am going to Bill her!

by Jazzy555 May 27, 2021

The Million Dollar Bill

During intercourse, when every orifice is penetrated by every finger, toe and sexual organ (dick) as well as nipples to eyes and mouth in one session, cumming pattern is optional, and foot massage is encouraged.

There is a brilliant painting depicting The Million Dollar Bill, by Keenan Dunham online, you've got to see it. It shows all the positions of The Million Dollar Bill being done.

by QuakerOtis August 18, 2021

Bill Barred

Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.

I just got Bill Barred in the bathroom by some old dude.

by chad stacey August 27, 2021

bills cream

any one of greasy hair products of vain twatty types

why does tricky put so much bills cream on his sweed, he's such a snozztozzle

by forenzic September 16, 2004

Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.

You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.

by Hecjuice August 21, 2024

Bill Cipher

A one trillion and twelve year old yellow chaos god shaped similarly to a triangle three-sided polygon with three angles and the Eye of Providence, wearing a tophat and shape similar to that of a bow tie, whilst also only sporting one eye, leading to a major lack of depth perception that he doesn't give a damn about. One of Bill's most well known instances is that of a moment in which he sang "We'll Meet Again," while playing a piano with major inaccuracies to the song, with his status as an insane chaos god, it was likely intentional, as he forced the piano to properly play the song.

"For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a universe to call my own. Name's Bill Cipher!"

by NotARealTriangle August 23, 2024