wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
by Handsome_Cat April 20, 2022
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wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
by Handsome_Cat April 20, 2022
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wank montage

a wank montage consists of dick pics sent in rapid succession to show the process of a penis that is flaccid, to hard, to ejaculation
reuben: “my husband jack is such a dirty cunt, when he goes on work trips he’ll just send me pics of his from soft to cumsplosion and it’s getting old real quick”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
by zestymcbetsy February 23, 2022
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A Work Wank

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.
Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"
by foshoure May 31, 2020
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sand wank

When a male pleasure's oneself by using sandpaper between their palms and member.
"Jimmy did a sand wank as she wanted to know what a 90 year old lady would feel like during sex"
by GollumBoy February 17, 2016
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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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