Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
by santgozpt April 12, 2018
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 13, 2025
Get the .9.Artistry Of Blink Starts In 6.26 Milliseconds And Ends In 6.26 Milliseconds, We Call It Remy Lopez For Short.9.mug. Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.
by I speak the truth 123098 April 19, 2018
Get the colored shortsmug. by Gary hardcocks October 25, 2019
Get the short titsmug. Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018
Get the Curly Short Onesmug. by 5onapgov September 27, 2023
Get the Aidan Nguyen (short)mug. 