Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Cracker Fave

A white person who is obsessed with bands and likes to smoke pot.

Someone who bows down to bands could be called a cracker fave.

by trevor97 August 26, 2013

Twack Cracker

Twack Cracker: Methed out white person.

" Had to call the police on the twack crackers across the street again, they are always a problem"

by James Extraordinaire June 23, 2025

cocaine cracker

a term used for coon ass white niggas who just wont shut the fuck up

Tanner: yOu wOnT lasT in a cOd loBbY
Me: shutup u ugly ass cocaine cracker

by EliteJay April 3, 2021

Cracker Move

Any move that a cracker makes

Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch

by OG Crackerman March 31, 2022

Cracker-jacking-it

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.

Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.

by therealdrag01 September 10, 2009

Cracker Cap

A baseball cap filled with a lead lining used to crack a misbehaving child and or self defense in the deep South.

Hey George I just used my ole cracker cap on that there fella he aint talkin shit now.

by SpamSam February 2, 2022