home

home. the place you feel safe and protected. he makes me feel that way. if somethings bothering me, i tell him. if something makes me happy, i tell him. he makes me feel heard. i dont think i’ve ever felt this way about someone before. but ofc, there’s a stupid skank that’s ruining everything. i am literally so much better than her. shes so ew i swear. he tells me he loves me every. single. day. does he do that to her? i think the fuck not. so she can drive off a cliff for all i care.

he is my home. i love him endlessly.

by 122608 March 20, 2022

home celebrity

also know as a porn star

damn did you that home celebrity in this years home movie

by cumslut517 April 14, 2022

Shutter home

A bored wino housewife

While her husbands at work cheating on her with his secretary, she’s at home being a shutter home wife.

by AKgota22pewpewpew August 8, 2025

Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.

Boy, take yourself home.

by NR96 May 15, 2022

stay at home defence

A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.

Oh, I don't score because I'm stay at home defence

by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017

Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.

X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011

Home-aggedon

When you're extended family visits and all hell breaks loose, leaving the home a barren wasteland of depravity

Kevin: "Buzz, I hate you and everyone else in this family"

Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"

Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"

by Jack's Pepper Cheeze January 6, 2024