craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.

That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.

by Slimstacy June 25, 2017

shelly welly

Shelly Welly is a term originally derived from The Zayd dictionary. It is often used to awaken a sleeping giant. For example, "WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

A shelly welly is also used to describe a huge squishy watermelon pillow. For example, "oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"

"WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

"oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"

by ZhirDeus January 4, 2018

alex wells

fittest man alive

hey guys, have you seen alex wells tonight? he’s looking fine

by jsmnrtclff February 13, 2018

MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

by munk i spose May 18, 2018

Jammy Wellsy

A Jammy Wellsy is a person that uses other peoples pictures and pretends to be someone else to lure in little kids and exploit nudes from them.

I heard that Reece at school is a bit of a Jammy Wellsy, yeah I heard that too.

by Spectrumization May 21, 2018

jamie weller

Most amazing man alive with a great humour and and freakishly good looks.

Great at everything he does including in the kitchen. Also he is amazing in the bedroom.

Bradly - I hate Jamie Weller he is amazing at everything.

Abigirl - I know, and he gets all the cute boys .

by Yo it's me , that guy March 13, 2018

Matthew Wells

The best boyfriend in the world. He is also a great football playyer, basketball player, hockey player and everything else. He treats you with upmost respect and is always there for you. He is handsome and kind and loving and nurturing.

Wow bet you wish you could date matthew wells

by Charlie’schickens2819 September 1, 2018