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runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
by this_is_true February 13, 2018
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whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them
Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast
by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025
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Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males
"Man I'd like to whip the weasel on all over her if you know what I mean"
by IMINX May 19, 2014
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whipped

word describing a nigga who is too attached to a bitch and will do whatever the ugly looking ass can do to please the bitch. the thot uses this as way to manipulate the poor ignorant person.

If you see a "whipped," person contact on the thot patrol line or go to your local STD (stopping thot department)
"look at this nigga being so whipped over this loos basketball hoop pussy looking ass bitch"
by thateducatednigga December 26, 2018
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WHIP

I had the WHIP, 7-2 as my pocket cards.
by NYC TURTLE March 4, 2023
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Thong whip

When a girl pulls her thong by the side and it whips off, showing her vagina.
Allie got so drunk last night that she offered to do a thong whip for frank.
by cowtroller August 12, 2014
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Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.
Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha
by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011
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