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Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 25, 2022
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Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo
I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!
by Direwolf December 16, 2022
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skibidi toilet

The fastest way to make any non gen-alpha hate you.
dumbass: "skibidi toilet"
sane person: "i crave death"
by ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ January 16, 2024
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skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

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"One."

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"Two."

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"Three."

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"Four."

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The running speed starts slowly, but it gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

Beep

Background voice A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Beep

Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.

The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
A sense of nostalgia, particularly with a meme widely known.

(verb/noun)

"Bro, that place just gave me skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, rizz sizzlers on my mind yeah
by The Real Tweal April 10, 2024
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skibidi toilet syndrome

this syndrome can be easily diffused between toddlers, the symptoms can be:
1: getting inside boxes and toilets, or any containers
2: when getting inside any containers, the start singing a song that goes "skibidi dop dop dop.."
3: when going on their ipads, and going on youtube, you can only see skibidi toilet videos
guy n1: bro, why is my cousin going inside boxes and singing a meme song?
guy n2: bro he has skibidi toilet syndrome
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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Skibidi toilet

skibidy toilet: is a word used by kids who watch dafuqboom a youtuber who posts skibidi toilet, bunch of people which have men heads in toilet and singing the song "skibidi dop dop yes yes".
by N0N0 the 3rd January 15, 2024
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texas toilet

A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.
by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017
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