turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle

“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”

by MissMartini September 7, 2025

turtle shell

That of which turtles spawn with.

"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells

by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020

turtle pipe

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.

When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.

by sky10202 October 15, 2023

Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.

My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.

by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025

turtle mclovin

A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.

That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.

by imwhoeveryouwantme2be<3 January 27, 2024

Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

by Shuaman April 21, 2020