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Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
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don't doors

That means to be cool or someone who is very 6669iq and that person always thanks the bus driver
Roz don't doors, he must also be too big brain
by susan wazowski October 8, 2019
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Door

Manly motherfucker (can apply to a girl or a guy)
SHIEEEEEEEEET that chick's stache is more legit than mine, DOOR
by xMFW June 7, 2011
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Door fuzz

Fuzz is a common slang term for police. Door fuzz is a correctional officer as they check on inmates through the windows in cell doors.
The door fuzz saw me shove something under my mattress and searched me for contraband.
by Chazzy axe maker May 6, 2021
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cellar door

The amazing person that is beautiful and very trustworthy. They will never let anyone down and will always stay with you.
Olivia is so cellar door, he parents are so lucky.
by The kind guy💖 February 19, 2020
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Anti-George Door

A way to protect company assets and property.
I bought an Anti-George door to protect the company break cleaner and freon.
by Mtrkhart May 21, 2020
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