two inch tornado

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.

Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.

by Shaun9876 January 31, 2014

two pussies in a pod

a relationship or relationshit that happens when a totally pussy of a guy starts dating a pussy of a girl. very common when both people are extremely desperate ,horny, and bored.

Franco - did you hear that Sam and Ally are going out now?
Deliah - thats great they're both pussies!
Queenie - yeah! its like two pussies in a pod!
Franco - thats what i thought! now lets go get some bearded tacos!!!

by bra bra radke February 9, 2009

two dalla holla

When you waste your money for a hit or two of that shitty weed your friend got and you dont have enough money for an eight.

Hey man you gimme a two dalla holla!

by Dont worry bout it January 7, 2003

two-fist smashin' it

v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'

Yo, homie D-Loc been in lock down for so long man. i bet he be two-fist smashin' it every night

by lord.atronymic August 19, 2006

Number Two Truck

When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."

Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.

by Maggie L. January 14, 2008

Two miles away

That's how far away Beccy the hot single mum is, and she wants you.

BECCY (HOT, SINGLE, HORNY) IS TWO MILES AWAY? CLICK HERE TO KNOW MORE

by TeddyTheMalewife June 12, 2022

two blue lines

When someone gets two blue lines it means they are pregnant

Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats

Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out

by Daisy x January 27, 2017