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two pussies in a pod

a relationship or relationshit that happens when a totally pussy of a guy starts dating a pussy of a girl. very common when both people are extremely desperate ,horny, and bored.
Franco - did you hear that Sam and Ally are going out now?
Deliah - thats great they're both pussies!
Queenie - yeah! its like two pussies in a pod!
Franco - thats what i thought! now lets go get some bearded tacos!!!
by bra bra radke February 9, 2009
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two-horned unicorn

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.
She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.
by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009
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One two buckaroo !

Something you say when someone playfully insults you. I think it means to knock ya around a bit.
"oh really ?! Then I'll give ya the old One Two Buckaroo !"
by kt vingling July 5, 2008
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two dalla holla

When you waste your money for a hit or two of that shitty weed your friend got and you dont have enough money for an eight.
Hey man you gimme a two dalla holla!
by Dont worry bout it January 7, 2003
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two inch tornado

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.
Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.
by Shaun9876 January 31, 2014
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gem and two quarts

absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.
"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"

"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"
by MandyBoj January 8, 2009
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Two miles away

That's how far away Beccy the hot single mum is, and she wants you.
BECCY (HOT, SINGLE, HORNY) IS TWO MILES AWAY? CLICK HERE TO KNOW MORE
by TeddyTheMalewife June 12, 2022
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