magic ranic

when you cast magic on someones dick and it shrinks it

mike did magic ranic on rons dick

by wayno745 October 28, 2025

solo magic

A modern slang term for masturbation, usually dropped when someone wants to admit it without saying it outright. It hits that ironic 2020s tone where everything sounds like a side quest, a ritual, or a personal buff. If someone says they’re doing "solo magic," just mind your business.

"Bro don’t open my door, I’m busy doing solo magic."

by whatisthenip November 24, 2025

Hood Magic

When you’re born into a well off lifestyle, but you abandon that lifestyle and move to the hood or pretend that you grew up there, all to adopt the lifestyle.

Changing behavioral characteristics from proper to hoodlike behavioral characteristics in order to fully adopt the lifestyle. (Not born into the hood lifestyle).
Hence behaving hood when you were raised in a white picket fence type suburban neighborhood.

Them island boys are straight Hood Magic.

They didn’t grow up hood but they pretend they are hood now.

by Daveluvshead December 16, 2025

Coke-butter-magic

A jump shot in 2k that is insanely green

Oh my god, Dyson daniels base is so coke-butter-magic

by BigTasty95 February 11, 2024

magic bells

when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)

guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀

by skylikesguns February 20, 2024

Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".

Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.

by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 5, 2024