Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.

I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.

by Waggylac May 26, 2025

Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.

Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.

by anonymous June 10, 2025

Give Faline the magic kiss

abbreviation GFTMK, when a boy gives a girl her first kiss

Mariah looks drop dead gorgeous. I think I am going to give Faline the magic kiss.

by Vanguard 1998 September 21, 2025

magic ranic

when you cast magic on someones dick and it shrinks it

mike did magic ranic on rons dick

by wayno745 October 28, 2025

solo magic

A modern slang term for masturbation, usually dropped when someone wants to admit it without saying it outright. It hits that ironic 2020s tone where everything sounds like a side quest, a ritual, or a personal buff. If someone says they’re doing "solo magic," just mind your business.

"Bro don’t open my door, I’m busy doing solo magic."

by whatisthenip November 24, 2025

Hood Magic

When you’re born into a well off lifestyle, but you abandon that lifestyle and move to the hood or pretend that you grew up there, all to adopt the lifestyle.

Changing behavioral characteristics from proper to hoodlike behavioral characteristics in order to fully adopt the lifestyle. (Not born into the hood lifestyle).
Hence behaving hood when you were raised in a white picket fence type suburban neighborhood.

Them island boys are straight Hood Magic.

They didn’t grow up hood but they pretend they are hood now.

by Daveluvshead December 16, 2025

Do You Believe in Magic?

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll

If you believe in magic don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen it'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind

If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance until morning 'til there's just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And we'll go dancing, baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me

Yeah, do you believe in magic?
Yeah, believe in the magic of a young girl's soul
Believe in the magic of rock and roll
Believe in the magic that can set you free
Ohh, talking 'bout magic

Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe in magic?)
Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe? Believer)
Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe in magic?

by WorseThanHitler April 2, 2024