saw half way up the ass...

a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...

tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...

by chantyruby November 8, 2010

That's Way Too Much Car For You

1. A vehicle with more power, features, and style than a potential buyer would know how to properly utilize.

2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")

"Check out the hottie over there!"

"Woah there, boy, that's way too much car for you."

by Heptite July 31, 2016

you still got a ways to go

A phrase Ryoma hoshi the ultimate Tennis pro says.

Ryoma Hoshi: You still got a ways to go

by Despair_Queen August 27, 2021

I don't mean that in a bad way

a prhase used to remove offensiveness from a statement, similar to i'm just sayin'. this phenomenon was first explained and used by comedian Dom Irrera.

Let me tell you something ok? Your sister is a bit of a slut - now I don't mean that in a bad way - but she gets around if you know what I mean.

by TDesmo October 11, 2008

I want you in the worst way

standing up in a hammock

think about it, someones gonna get hurt

by ArchDuke and BossHogg of Famous Shamous December 10, 2003

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

by WillieD May 28, 2006

I like the way you move

Origonally an outkast song, it is now the standard theme music for VH1 clips of celebrities. Very nice if you have CD Walkman speakers and you're moving in for the kill on some blonde.

By outkast, watch VH1 for a few hours to catch it. You'll know it when you hear it.

by Macadaciouse May 11, 2004