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Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.
Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."
by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014
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seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple
I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.
by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014
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jane train

When a girl has intercourse with two or more brothers in a short period of time. She generally will be overweight, fake, and very manipulative. STAY AWAY FROM THE JANE TRAIN, it's not worth the price of admission.
We ran the jane train on Jane at Ian's house. What a whore.
by josh48072 May 18, 2014
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Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
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Munch Train

During group sex; each woman performs oral sex on the next woman in a consecutive manner.
Would you like to be part of a munch train with me and my friends?
by technical lady August 17, 2014
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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