cow

me;)

bitch imma cow, I am not a cat! I DONT SAY MEOW!BITCHHHH

by imma cow November 13, 2018

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

Stroppy Cow

Someone who enjoys hard sex in a broken old boat while having 9 std's

She loves Stroppy Cow
I hate people who like Stroppy Cow

by Baby Yeeter 5000 September 2, 2019

Cow

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo. Moooooo.

Cow1: Moo moo.

Cow2: Moooooooo.

by I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp June 29, 2018

Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

by Basket1 May 24, 2025

whip the cow

To slap a fat person

-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

Ask the cow!

The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.

I don’t fucking know man! Ask the cow!

by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024