Max

A Max is a man that is awesome at football. He has the coolest name in the universe. He has many friends and makes everyone laugh. There are usually two types of max one very fat but strong and handsome but is emo. The other one is also fat but not as bad also strong and handsome.

Holy moly mother cow is that max, he's on fire today.

by Dr. Blue:D March 19, 2017

Pro Max

Often used by phone's manufacture to named a phone they produced. This is quite used infamously by Apple itself.

"Did you know the new iPhone 14 Pro Max?"

by Eplims September 22, 2022

Fatigue-Maxing

When your government refuses to remove particularly bad elements from your society, and even actively imports more of them or encourages them to act even worse, leading to an overwhelming sense of fatigue in the law-abiding and native populace. This is especially true when the bad element is a different color from everyone else.

Chicago seems to be majorly fatigue-maxing while refusing help from the National Guard.

by BigBoiDefinitionMaster September 6, 2025

Max

Is a person that you directly like as soon as you meet them . He makes you laugh and you can be yourself around him. He’s always goofing around and making fun of you(in a friendly way) and you just can’t hate a Max. A Max can make you think that you’re the one and only person and that you’re special to them, though they only stab you in the back. The Problem is though that you can’t be mad at them because of their behavior . You will never forget a Max.

#goofy #Max #athletic

by Today’s Revolution March 1, 2019

Edge Maxing

The art of maxing out your edging capabilities in order to edge more efficiently without busting a nut too quickly when compared to a novice edger.

Edger 1: “Yo bro, Thotiana says my dick game is weak. How can I improve?”

Edger 2: “You should look into Edge Maxing bro. It would help you out in bed.”

by Archiiving January 3, 2024

Max / Ellis

The two different names of the best person to ever exist! <3

“Max / Ellis is the best human ever”

by Ellixnotfound October 27, 2021

link max

Used in gaming vocabulary to openly challenge an opponent to a match involving a cash wager. Usually used after getting absolutely rinsed and being completely unable to mentally accept the loss.

I'm aware you've just beat me 423-0 but you're absolutely awful at this game, link max.

by Webba January 8, 2021