greasy slut

Usually blonde over-processed hair, haggard facial characteristics. Money grubbing. Not well spoken, of little education. Works menial jobs as usually has criminal record i.e. Driving under the influence. Brews own wine from "Wine Kits ©". Shops at Forever 21 - oblivious to the fact that she no longer falls into age appropriate dress. Always a victim she ploys herself on the sympathies of others. Usually the only friend she has left are their own Mothers (slut apple never falls far from the slut tree). Narcisstic qualities and a chronic smokers hack coupled with social hand grenade potential she's definitely one you'll want to pass on. Also has an affinity for Goldfish.
I once dated a greasy slut.
by Sarcasmdeadgoldfish July 05, 2015
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Kitchen slut

Cheap cheating girlfriends/wives who haven’t been caught yet so they act like they still have feelings for you by residing in the kitchen where they belong after getting laid by a stranger.
Guy1: you know he is really lucky he’s married to her, she’s wonderful!
Guy2: bro, she’s a kitchen slut!
Guy1: fuck me dead
by aFeministLol November 17, 2020
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terp slut

Smokes the finest of the fine
Super saucy oil
She only smokes the exclusives bro..she’s kinda a terp slut 🤷🏻 ♀️🌬
by OnlyHumboldt’sfinest November 10, 2017
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Perfect Slut

A girl, who, from all outside appearances appears to be perfect and innocent, in reality is probably baiting about half a dozen guys to go out with her.
Person 1: That girl is a perfect slut.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: Well, she's going out with that guy, and that guy and that guy...
Person 2: But how does she keep a B+ average?
by Someone Number Seven February 07, 2009
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Puddle Slut

SOMEONE WHO FUCKS OTHER PEOPLE FOR DRUG OR MONEY. A NAPPY ASS BITCH LIKE MY HUSBAND S EX
SHERRY WANTED DOPE AND HAD NO MONEY SO THAT NASTY SKANKY PUDDLE SLUT SUCKED MR. CLEANS DICK
by WABBIT TWAKER June 05, 2015
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Slut Syndrome

Slut syndrome (S.S) is a horrible plague infecting thousands daily. Affecting Men and women both!

The symptoms often include:
Having sex with more people than you can count
not even using drugs or alc as an excuse to blow a guy
dressing purposely so that you can see undergarmets
makeing out with other girls more than twice
answering booty calls at 2 am or later
abortion if your form of birthcontrol
Everyone wants to do you but no one wants a relationship with you
making a amature porn vid
and much more
Omg did you hear?
What?
Sara has S.S....
What is that?
Slut Syndrome!
Oh no! Wow i guess it can happen to anybody. That really puts things in perspective!
How sad!
by Dr. IdiscoveredS.S. August 08, 2011
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Slut crew

a group of girls(or boys) who have known eachother forever, and are sluts. they do drugs, smoke ciggs, and have sex, with everyone. travel in groups, usually of three or more. they all have their own look and no two ever dress similar
1: those girls sleep with everyone
2: duh, thats cuz they are in the slut crew.
by liisa June 08, 2006
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