Shofty

Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.

failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?

by lover of anime and Scurge May 13, 2019

“Short” guy

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

by Debo68 May 20, 2019

Short hopp

tristana: W W

qiyanna: *DIES*
anyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"lol watch this short hopp"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by söme swedish löser July 3, 2019

Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.

Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!

by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019

Short dick

A guy who a micro penis ...

Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy

by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019

shooty boi

Space show fire rocks

“Oh shit look at them shooty boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis”

by HOOOOOÖOOOOOO July 30, 2019

Short Shit

Slang for a someone that’s really Short

Your such a Short Shit, you could be mistaken as a midget

by AmazingHalo1313 December 3, 2019