A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed
Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!
by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

by Holy mouley August 24, 2016

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by Dman76 March 26, 2025

two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo
by gayanalman February 13, 2021

When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing
Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week
by Rubenuben September 4, 2016

by Secret Squirrel 66 June 5, 2024
