alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017

david rivers

The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"

by Donk Danner June 27, 2017

rowdy rivera

One of the sexiest man's alive. He has a great personality and can make you smile with anything he says. You are VERY lucky if you are dating a rowdy.

Person 1: Dude did you see that! He got so rowdy!
Person 2: yeah, I wish I had a boyfriend that's rowdy rivera

by John Paul July 10, 2017

Mariano Rivera meal

A meal so big, you're going to need a closer to finish it (or a doggie bag).

The chicken fried steak at the Seaside Diner is a real Mariano Rivera meal.

by purplebackpack89 April 19, 2018

Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

love river

When your face is wet after going down on a girl, and natures lubrication is flowing down your chin.

Her -“That was amazing. Oh my god”
Him- “Well I sure hope so. I nearly drowned in your love river!”

by EtaXi722 June 19, 2018