When you can only think about perfect stimulants because you had been on a marathon filled with drugs and overinflated genitals in porn. Being trapped in a fake-hype.
by mefistofelesiskis February 2, 2022
Get the Ringing query mug.That was stupid but she prolly munched his dick like a sammich. Kelsey to Mr. Ring, AKA Koty aka cats
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Get the Mr. Ring mug.by FireTruckMC February 13, 2022
Get the Croc ring mug.An engagement ring that a much older sponsor (ex. sugar daddy, sugar mommy, or glucose guardian) uses to propose marriage to a much younger sugar baby or gold digger.
Did you hear about Emma? Her sugar mommy is like 40 years older than her, so I was shocked when I saw her wearing an elden ring on her finger!
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."
by Too tired to choose March 30, 2022
Get the Elden Ring mug.Dude 1: You know that game Mid ring?
Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.
Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.
Dude 2: Mid Ring...
Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.
Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.
Dude 2: Mid Ring...
by fatmanfullofhate April 10, 2022
Get the Mid ring mug.A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.
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Get the bakers cock ring mug.It is about to go down? Then it’s time to ring the gong. It is an expression that completely captures the essence of intensity and adrenaline.
Ricky: Bill we saw your girlfriend Lucy flirting with some Italian guy at the bar
Bill: What’s the address
Mike: Oh shit. Ring the gong!
Bill: What’s the address
Mike: Oh shit. Ring the gong!
by Meditation Papi February 27, 2022
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