Purple Bawlzie 

A term for what happens when a man has his balls tickled for too long and large amounts of blood accumulate in the testicles

"I gave him a purple bawlzie"

Purple Bawlzie by PHartsniffer March 3, 2021

purple hasse 

A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.

-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?

-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse

-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?

-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???

purple hasse by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 4, 2021

purple beard 

A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.

That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.

purple beard by Itbpod March 9, 2021

Purple Lemon Ghostbuster

A strain of Cannabis combining legendary Cali-Cannabis strains Purple Urkle + Harlequin + ? + Medi Haze into one medicinal powerhouse meant to levitate users from mental illness into a good routine. Makes you feel normal, vs. insane.

Man, that fire Purple Lemon Ghostbuster saved me from the mental hospital or worse.

Purple Lemon Ghostbuster by bear_on Datura April 9, 2021

Purple Tinted Window Licker 

Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes

Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker

Purple Tinted Window Licker by Purple dood April 14, 2021

purple shooter

That purple toy from Spencers in yo mama closet

“I found your moms ‘purple shooter’ in her closet.

purple shooter by Depot man April 21, 2021

Purple Kiss

A purple kiss is when a male touches his nipple to a girl's butthole.

Girl 1: me and my boyfriend had so much fun last night

Girl 2: Really? What did you guys do?

Girl 1: He gave me a purple kiss. it was magical. :)

Girl 2: I want to give my girl a purple kiss

Purple Kiss by IovecoIors on twitter May 18, 2021