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pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.
"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"
by TheSlyfoxninja August 2, 2023
mugGet the pickled wienermug.

Fickle pickle

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.
I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
mugGet the Fickle picklemug.

Pickle Wikle

When you’re girlfriend thinks your dick is a pickle and starts to suck it.
by 8937875894675964256773457 April 10, 2019
mugGet the Pickle Wiklemug.

urban pickle

An urban pickle is an infected penis, or a man that has a STD such as Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes etc. A penis so infected pus may be coming out, or sores on it. Described this way, because of how a pickle is green with bumps on the outside.
Can be used to insult a man, because he will screw anything, so Urban Pickle implies he is Nasty, gross, disgusting, and diseased.
" Girl, the only thing I see in this club is a jar full of Urban Pickles..."
"You best be getting tested girl...you been tasting too many urban pickles"
"No, I won't give you my number, I don't do Urban Pickles"
by RMB68 September 25, 2016
mugGet the urban picklemug.

Speed Bag The Pickle

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle
by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
mugGet the Speed Bag The Picklemug.

Pickle Pan

Two people will be separated by a fence while carrying pans. The first person to collect the pickle placed on the fence will be declared winner. The loser needs to eat the pickle in four bites after the pickle being fried
Let’s have a round of Pickle Pan!
by MemoliLover May 30, 2018
mugGet the Pickle Panmug.
A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!
Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023
mugGet the tickle Pickle Timpson therapistmug.

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