shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008

Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with
by qwerty kid June 15, 2016

by 00yuiop00 May 25, 2024

Computer slang for "peeing in my pants". When lol, rotfl, or lmfao just doesn't convey how hard one is laughing, pimp takes it a step further.
See also: lol,rotfl,lmao,lmfao
See also: lol,rotfl,lmao,lmfao
Dave: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
Steve: I don't know....why?
Dave: He wanted to see Pooh
Steve: PIMP!
Steve: I don't know....why?
Dave: He wanted to see Pooh
Steve: PIMP!
by DJBurnside December 12, 2008

an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
by fuckor November 1, 2020

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.
by Jonald crox February 13, 2021
