off the pier

- either when someone has done or is about to do some crazy shit
- can also be to describe a person's existence as a whole

- "Yo, Brandon just jumped off the roof and it kinda looked like Steezy himself!"
"That's off the pier!"

- "Ever since he got caught subbing to his sister's OnlyFans, Chris has really been off the pier"
"Ikr, I don't think he'll ever recover"

by thelittleoneill November 16, 2021

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

Off Brick

From the start. The first time. Initially. From the beginning.

They should've ordered the coffee they wanted off brick instead of bothering the barista to remake their drink.

by B89WILLIAMS August 18, 2018

Fek off

Fek off is the word to describe a feeling when you cannot be arsed with anyone or anything

Oh for fucksake just fek off of why dont ya

by Wagwaan June 16, 2020

Sash Off

An alternative way to say "f*ck off". Sash, meaning "f*ck", is a more appropriate and publicly acceptable word with which one may curse.

Guy 1: *being a f*cking dickwad*
Guy 2: Ahhh! Sash off!

by Seminal Fliud October 24, 2019

Blog Off

1.)The act of entering information in a blog format, on the world wide web, for the entertainment, enjoyment & irritation of others. Ie: "mental dumping" (Blogging Off)

Jim: "Hey Sally, what's going on?"

Sally: "Nothing Jim, just Blogging Off. What are you up to later?"

Jim: "Mmmm, I may Blog Off too."

by Gidget Bunny April 13, 2010

Off Seasoning

The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.

“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”

by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009