Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

rattle off

recite quickly

rattle off "She lay back and listened while Anna rattled off all the things her doll's house would have"

by Papillo January 29, 2018

Blog Off

1.)The act of entering information in a blog format, on the world wide web, for the entertainment, enjoyment & irritation of others. Ie: "mental dumping" (Blogging Off)

Jim: "Hey Sally, what's going on?"

Sally: "Nothing Jim, just Blogging Off. What are you up to later?"

Jim: "Mmmm, I may Blog Off too."

by Gidget Bunny April 13, 2010

Sash Off

An alternative way to say "f*ck off". Sash, meaning "f*ck", is a more appropriate and publicly acceptable word with which one may curse.

Guy 1: *being a f*cking dickwad*
Guy 2: Ahhh! Sash off!

by Seminal Fliud October 24, 2019

twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.

"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."

by megzany July 3, 2015

Slopping Off

The female equivalent to jacking off.

I dont think you have a problem, I just think slopping off in public is suspect

no, I wasnt pissed...Just kinda annoyed I could hear her slopping off all night

by Boss_KushOG November 30, 2010

Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015