band kid

thomas johnson

thomas is a band kid

by phoebeebebebbebeee August 1, 2023

ho band

Wristbands that attract the hoes

Mike, I like your ho band.

by OGhoband August 1, 2023

Dick-Band

The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.

Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"

Person 2: "What..?"

by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023

band-aid

Short-term fix or solution to a tricky situation, e.g. the iPad used to calm / quiet down crying children

Using the iPad to distract the kids during dinner was just a band-aid solution; as soon as they finished watching, the chaos returned!

by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025

Alex Band

The world’s best male vocalist. An amazing person. The gold standard of male perfection.

The world needs to hear more Alex Band.

by stonesfan78 October 21, 2025

nigels fav rock band

Twisted INCEL

nigels fav rock band cool

by mrs tosser October 25, 2025

who da fuh nuh in the band hall

a simple phrase someone uses when they be wondering who da fuh nuh in the band hall

"yooo bro who da FUH NUH in the band hall?
"it was jack"

by kitk@t October 29, 2025