writer's center monster

the pretend monster living in the abington height's high school's writer's center. it enjoys feasting on google internet searches and gets sick if the student attempts to search for porn. When it is closed, it indicates that the monster has escaped and will not reopen until it returns.
The Writer's Center is closed all day. The Writer's Center Monster must have escaped again!
by i love the WC October 14, 2007
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Toilet Paper Monster

A creature believed to be of Lebanese and/or Italian descent. If you go to the toilet and find that the lid to the toilet is shut and the toilet paper is attatched to the roll and pulled to the floor forming a little pile of toilet paper, the toilet paper monster has struck! When the T.P.M is angry, it has been known to leave a trail of toilet paper around the house.
Istvan; "Hey danny, why is there a trail of toilet paper from your bathroom to your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"

Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"
by Yew :-) August 17, 2011
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polynesian salad monster

a girl that is being extremely bitchy and acting depressed.
Guy: "What's up polynesian salad monster?"
Girl: "Nothing."
by studmuffinlsc May 22, 2011
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Sugar Puff Monster

A person who is overly large and hairy. Can sometimes be caught holding teachers in the headlock shouting 'SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF' and wearing clothing resembling a mythical being riding a magic carpet.
Person 1: OMG what is that overly large, hairy being??

Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!
by Boldy Pum Pum June 01, 2009
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buh-gina monster

a widget... the most retarded smallest person in germantown.
by The Joseph February 20, 2005
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