Matthew much

Matthew much is such malewife he’s also the love of my life and he likes weezer

GYATT DAMN ITS MATTHEW MUCH🤤🤤🤤

by Meowzy02 April 17, 2024

Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.

Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Matthew K

Sloppy pig who likes bbq sauce and has a lot of dandruff.

Matthew K Is a sloppy pig who
likes bbq

by Krusty Weirdo 997 December 2, 2019

matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”

girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap

by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020

Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.

Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021

Matthew

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.

Look at that hobo he could be Matthew

by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Matthew

The biggest sesh gremlin out there. Matthew is often found in either the pub smashing a few cold ones with the boys or in a park ripping an illybay

"who's that animal over there skulling a beer?"

"Oh that's just Matthew"

by eshsay remlingay November 24, 2019