(Grid • dy - Male)
The highest rank of male, those who have ascended manhood. Those who are tall, attractive, get all the woman, and most importantly… hit the griddy (like that dance from fortnite, aka, the dance that goes “right foot creet”).
The highest rank of male, those who have ascended manhood. Those who are tall, attractive, get all the woman, and most importantly… hit the griddy (like that dance from fortnite, aka, the dance that goes “right foot creet”).
Me: I am a Griddy Male
Mother: You killed your father with a shotgun, what are you doing?!
Me: The griddy mom, I am a griddy male after all
Mother: Stop this! I’m calling the police!
Me: Gridma Male…
Mother: You killed your father with a shotgun, what are you doing?!
Me: The griddy mom, I am a griddy male after all
Mother: Stop this! I’m calling the police!
Me: Gridma Male…
by p4s10r_k13r4n June 23, 2022
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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 17, 2025
A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!
by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022
A jabimba male is a guy that's watched so much right wing dude bro podcasts that his brains turned to total mush and just like barbarians of antiquity used to sound like 'bar bar' to the civilized, their insane rants about womens rights, t levels, and whatever other stupid bullshit they heard on the 500th Joe Rogan wannabe podcast just sounds like 'Ja bim ba' nonsense to the average person
by Assketchup25 June 16, 2023
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by pɐp ɹn November 22, 2021