by Edge male February 23, 2024
Get the Edging Malemug. Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.
by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017
Get the Having your ear pierced while you are a malemug. A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!
by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022
Get the Oscar Malemug. White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.
I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.
by TheFleeceMan July 4, 2025
Get the soft white malemug. A strange species. They often have a brain the size of a strawberry. They also have a log. (Unknown purpose, altho they do say theyre going to beat it, so it might have to do with domestic violence) they also might be fireworks, because of them saying theyre going to bang someone.
Also theyre not female
Also theyre not female
He's not female, he's a male
by Mr_n0_n4m3 February 1, 2020
Get the Malemug. 
"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*
by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024
Get the Alpha Malemug.