lemon tech

The act of grinding Psychedelic mushrooms and mixing them with pure lemon juice in a cup to further the strength of the psychedelic effects

Hey man have you ever lemon teched? You’d trip balls

by Shaggys hacks February 5, 2023

Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon

I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”

by LemonSex March 17, 2023

Lemon

Lemon is the kid friendly way of saying smut. You can often see it in wattpad stories of Y/N x Character or basically anything.

Melody: Hey Toaster! What ya doin?
Todd: Oh, hi Mel. I was on wattpad seeing story about facts and then I realized that I was reading a story full of lemons.
Melody: Jesus Christ! Hope your not traumatized from it!

by Rory.bug March 18, 2023

Lemon pound Cakery

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!

by Alicatz March 27, 2023

lemon season

when your at a party and you see 3 or more couples making out

'' is it the lemon season, mate?''

by daiyuツ May 6, 2023

lemon balls

when the balls are sour and sticky

"Bro, jake has lemon balls"
"Yum"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 22, 2023

Lemon zest

When a person is being sassy or have sassy attitudes.

Person: *flips hair* okay well that’s fine
Me: lemon zest

by wh0reable May 23, 2023