the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER

soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"

by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023

Jordan ly

Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.

Bro you acting like a Jordan Ly rn

by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023

Jordan

A gay looking guy who is actually not gay.

That guy looks like a Jordan.

by Fb dbdjd JC November 12, 2019

Jordan

The sexiest cunt alive. Jordans get all the bitches. If u see a Jordan with blue eyes, brown hair, and a nice beard. Take him and don’t let him go. He’s the biggest sex god there is. Can make you cum in just 2 seconds of his fat huge cock inside you. Jordan’s are the best. Go and get you’re very own Jordan now.

1: wow who is that over there?!
2: that’s jordan. The one with the big ass dick :)

by Beep beep123 November 22, 2021

schools in jordan

schools in jordan all look the same. poor aspect bcs their country is poor (im sorry) and it all looks like a desert around them. :(

so u be walking in the middle of the desert with ur friend and u see a building:
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"

by ahmedsgirlfriend January 22, 2019

Pulling a Jordan

Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.

I can’t believe Cristian is Pulling a Jordan on us!

by aaronvark September 3, 2025

Jordan

a hot person who deserves the world with some screws loose in their head and fun to be around often overthinks and is addicted to validation from others they are a very loving person with a big heart and keep their issues to themselves people think their shy yet they make risky decisions on the daily and love being in company of others they don’t want others to worry even in the darkest of times and always tries to help everyone

everyone needs a jordan in their life they’re the best friend you could ever ask for

jordan is hot!

by lalalllaaaa November 23, 2021