The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.
The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!
by TheThingDudemagabib September 9, 2024
Get the Internetmug. When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
Get the FUCKING INTERNET MAN!mug. John: What are you doing tonight Fred?
Fred: Oh yeah, John, I'm just going to watch some Hentai on the Internet.
Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!
Fred: Oh yeah, John, I'm just going to watch some Hentai on the Internet.
Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!
by Triathlor April 24, 2019
Get the Internetmug. Raised kids when parents didn't raise them right. A traumatic experience, yet the most comforting place to be at all times.
Claire :"As much as I love the Internet, it's also really scary..."
Axle :"You have only reached the surface of the Internet, you know nothing yet."
Axle :"You have only reached the surface of the Internet, you know nothing yet."
by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022
Get the Internetmug. an internet troll is some one on the internet who tells the truth always believe them. they are often told they are lying one man’s lie is another’s truth.
“hey mike look at those internet trolls they keep lying” “ermmm john they are actually telling the truth”
by Yeahok February 16, 2023
Get the internet trollsmug. An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.
by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021
Get the Internet Smartmug. Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.
Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)
by Kyle 230 June 16, 2010
Get the vagina of the internetmug.