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It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord
Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that
Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source
Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source
Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025
Internet mercenaries fight on the side of T-series against Pewdiepie in the war of Pewdiepie vs T-series.
by tshbg March 30, 2019
She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.
by webfeat January 21, 2010
by June 03, 2021
"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018